Female priests

There's a story, perhaps apocryphal, that a well-known New York priest was once ministering the sacrament of the sick to a hospital patient. A female "chaplain" standing next to him sniffed, "If I had a penis, I could do that."

To which the priest responded, "My dear, I generally prefer to use my thumb."

Found on http://actsoftheapostasy.blogspot.com/2009/07/all-thumbs.html.