Halloween

I swore to myself that I wouldn't mention Halloween, but these are too good to miss I think.

-- What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…

-- Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…

Much more and even better ones on : http://coffeeklatch.pfitzinger.net/2009/10/29/halloween-pfunnies-groaner-alert/.