A Greek Orthodox, and Evangelical, and a Jesuit are doing an archeological dig in Jerusalem. They come across a Tomb that says, in Latin, Greek, and Hebrew, "Here lies Jesus of Nazareth, who claimed he was King of the Jews, and was executed at Passover under Pontius Pilate".
Excited by the find, they open the tomb, only to be horrified to find a crucified body.
"Oh my goodness," says the Orthodox. "The Church and all the good it does is based on a false event."
"Oh my goodness," says the Evangelical. "The Bible, which has guided by entire life, is nothing but a lie."
"Oh my goodness," says the Jesuit. "There really was a Jesus."
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