A doctor, on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step happily smoking a cigar. So he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
She smiled broadly and said, "I smoke ten cigars a day. Before I go to bed, I smoke a big joint. Apart from that, I go through a quart of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid once or twice, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing!" exclaimed the doctor.
"How old are you?""Thirty-four," she replied.
From : Of course I could be on vacation.