Some sick credit crunch jokes

I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
I'm wondering is it them or me?

Why have estate agents stopped looking out the window in the morning ?
Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune ?
Start off with a large one.

From : http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/10/16/top-10-credit-crunch-jokes-to-have-you-laughing-all-the-way-to-the-bank-115875-20809797/.