Some sick credit crunch jokes

I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
I'm wondering is it them or me?

Why have estate agents stopped looking out the window in the morning ?
Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune ?
Start off with a large one.

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1 comment:

Pablo Carpintero said...

What do you call five hedge fund managers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.