Quite by accident I discovered "The Cynic's Sanctuary" . I did the test and was immediately recognized a full blown cynic. Hihi. They have an interesting dictionary. A couple of examples :
Bonus : a little year-end pocket money that for investment bankers usually equals the lifetime earnings of their favorite high school teacher.
Cynic : an idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision.
Gated community : an upscale residential enclave that graciously surrounds itself with walls to protect the outside world from its inhabitants.
White : the color of perpetual guilt.
And so on, and so forth ...