From http://coffeeklatch.pfitzinger.net/2009/12/15/kids-on-the-bible/ which is fast becoming one of my favorite blogs.
The following statements about the Bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in). I chose just two. There are scores of other statements on the site. Enjoy !
St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which in another name for marriage.
Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.