Some thoughts

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

(all by George Carlin, 1937 - 2008)

Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.

(Thomas Jefferson 1743 - 1826)

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