By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
(all by George Carlin, 1937 - 2008)
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
(Thomas Jefferson 1743 - 1826)
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