Jean-Claude

There are very persistant rumors in well informed circles that the highest Belgian authorities plan to call in Jean-Claude Van Damme for a rescue mission.

It is believed that Jean-Claude is the only living Belgian capable of solving the constitutional crisis in this country within a two months time frame, while at the same time filling in a budget deficit of 3.5 bio € at least.

The man, who once said he learned English by watching the Flintstones, most certainly has - or can quickly acquire - the competences needed to solve those problems.

On completion of his mission, J-C will hand over the reins to our prime minister to be.

Maybe it would be a better idea to let him stay on as prime minister. He, at least, would be respected, if not feared.