Apple rules

Three employees, one from Microsoft, one from Sun, and one from Apple are in a restroom, at the urinals.

When the Microsoft employee is done, he washes his hands and dries them completely with ten paper towels. “At Microsoft,” he says, “we’re very thorough.”

The Sun employee finishes, washes his hands, and dries them with one paper towel. “At Sun, we’re very thorough and very efficient.”

The Apple engineer leaves without washing his hands, and says : “At Apple, we don’t piss on our hands.”

Found on the net.