A few one-liners I particularly liked about the difference between the sexes :

a successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, and he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the start of a new argument.

Stolen from : http://rndman.blogspot.com/2010/07/ha-ha_25.html.

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