A true contrarian

A drill sergeant had just chewed out a new recruit. At the end of his rant he said, “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave.”

The kid said, “Not me, sarge. I promised myself that when I got out of the army, I’d never stand in another line.”

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