First job

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store. Work from the front to the back.”

“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry, son. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom — I’ll show you how.”