I posted more than 200 messages on this blog without referring even once to my all time favorite kinda guy. That must change. So I selected one of the zillion jokes on the web about the "misunderestimated" one. This one comes from Anvari.org. I kinda like it.
There's a teacher in a small Texas town.
She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says : "I'm not a Bush fan".
The teacher says : "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
Johnny says : "I'm an Al Gore fan".
The teacher asks why he's an Al Gore fan.
The boy says : "Well, my mom's an Al Gore fan and my dad's an Al Gore fan, so I'm an Al Gore fan!".
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas after all, so she says : "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?".
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
By the way, I don't like Al either, the pompous ***.
There's a teacher in a small Texas town.
She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says : "I'm not a Bush fan".
The teacher says : "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
Johnny says : "I'm an Al Gore fan".
The teacher asks why he's an Al Gore fan.
The boy says : "Well, my mom's an Al Gore fan and my dad's an Al Gore fan, so I'm an Al Gore fan!".
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas after all, so she says : "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?".
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
By the way, I don't like Al either, the pompous ***.
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