In a Japanese hotel : You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant : Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop : Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Zurich hotel : Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In a Rome laundry : Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency : Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
In a Tokyo bar : Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office : We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room : If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge : Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In the office of a Roman doctor : Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel : The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In an Acapulco hotel : The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Much more : http://humormatters.com/language.htm.
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