Murphy reigns ...

Intelligence

- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Environment

- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Living and the cost of it

- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
- It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
- The 50-50-90 rule : anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

And just remember .. if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

(adapted from txt2nite.com).